You know those people who leave you a long boring slow message only to say their phone number at the end in under 5 nano-seconds and with Number Dyslexia.

Example: Hi this is Mark with your million dollars please call me back at 7 eighty five 12 (pause) one Twenty four eighty-nine. Oh not only is the number way to fast for the human brain to pick up, it also given by someone who doesn't quite grasp the English language so it ends up sounding like "Seven eh-ive un-to-un twenty or a nine".

Vote for McCain can be twisted to Vote for McLame

The country doesn't suck enough, McLame for President

The rest of the world hates us, keep it that way!

GOP McClain = GOT McLame?

There’s another “law,” this one attributed to Nicklaus Wirth: Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster.

Even though, according to Moore’s Law, your personal computer should be about a hundred thousand times more powerful than it was 25 years ago, your word processor isn’t.

Moore’s Law doesn’t apply to software.

With Moores law there always appears to be a bottleneck that needs to leap-frog the latest new thing. For example; Memory gets faster, disks get bigger, but the bus in the Mother Board is slow. The next big bottleneck will be the internet. No one imagined that all of the fiber available just won't be enough for people's home use.